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WOMAN INVENTS ‘DOGGY STYLE’ CAKE FOR BIRTHDAY – SEE PHOTOS

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What do you do when you’re asked to make the most explicit, vulgar, dirtiest cake you can think of to prank a friend for his birthday?

You deliver on all fronts, of course.

Abi Smith, 24, from Derbyshire, was given this challenge for her friend’s boyfriend’s birthday – and she didn’t disappoint.

The keen baker decided to make a ‘Thai ladyboy’ masterpiece.

What does this entail? A sponge moulded into the shape of a body bending downwards on a bed, complete with all too realistic fondant genitals, lace stockings and a ‘Jonny’ tattoo on one bum cheek as a tribute to the birthday boy.

Abi, 24, is the mastermind behind the graphic cake (Image: Abi Smith/Facebook)

Jonny was presented with the explicit cake surrounded by his partner Adele, his sister, parents and some friends – and his reaction is priceless.

It’s so realistic, we’ve decided to blur the images so as not to offend.

Abi told Mirror Online: “The cake took two whole days to make and is completely edible.

Her progress pictures show the sponge ‘skeleton’ (Image: Abi Smith/Facebook)

“It’s made up of sponge cake with a jam and cream filling, fondant icing to cover, cake lace for the stockings, popping candy in the anus and airbrushed with colour to get the definition.

“The cake was a surprise for Jonny so he had no idea what was coming!

“So when I delivered the cake, it was placed on a table in a box until everyone had gathered round, we then recorded him opening the box and the whole crowd exploded with laughter and disbelief that it was actually a real edible cake.

She covered the body in buttercream and fondant icing (Image: Mirrorpix)

Abi was first taught to bake by relatives and has since been learning by herself.

But she says this is the first time she’s ventured out into explicit creations. We’re not sure Mary Berry would give this one her seal of approval.

Abi said: “My mum, Andrea taught me to bake as a child, then a few years ago I did a cake decorating lesson with my auntie, Christina Ludlum, who owns Cakey Bake Art.

It got a bit more risque… (Image: Mirrorpix)

“Since then I have self-taught. After having my second son, I couldn’t bear going back to work and having to put them into childcare, so with encouragement from my partner Danny, family and friends, I decided to make my hobby into a living a few weeks ago so I can work from home.

“This is the first cake I have made that’s this explicit! I have never done anything like this before so I can’t quite believe how well it’s turned out and the attention it’s getting!”

(Image: Mirrorpix)

The real question is whether everyone tucked into the cake and if there’s any left.

“The cake has almost all been eaten,” Abi said. “There’s just the bum cheeks left. I like my cakes to taste as good as they look!”

If you wanted to check out the uncensored images, you can head to her Facebook page via this link.

See more of Abi’s cakes on her official Facebook LV Cake .

Nana Kwame Buabeng - || Editor Xbitgh.Com || - || 2016 Best Blogger Nominee at Ghana Blogging and Social Media Awards|| - || A student of life || - || Social Media Enthusiast||

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Christian Researchers Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday

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‘The Rapture’ Has Started… 1000 People Missing… Christians Rejoicing

There’s yet another doomsday date approaching, with some claiming that the rapturewill start on Saturday.

That’s when certain Christians will get sucked up into heaven while the Earth descends into a chaotic “tribulation” period for those who are left.

Several videos about the supposed coming cataclysm are going viral with similar claims, including the trippy clip above showing some kind of space queen giving birth in front of a seven-headed moon lizard.

But don’t stock up on Jim Bakker’s doomsday food buckets just yet. The entire basis for the prediction is bunk. The September rapture date came from a Christian researcher named David Meade who calculated it would occur 33 days after last month’s eclipse, The Washington Post reported.

“Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],” Meade told the newspaper. “It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible … and merging the two.”

Meade believes global catastrophes will be caused by a secret planet called Nibiru passing the Earth on Saturday. The world won’t end, “but the world as we know it is ending,” he told the Post.

NASA ― and just about every astronomer ― said Nibiru doesn’t exist.

Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax,” the space agency said on its website a few years ago when similar doomsday predictions went viral. “There is no factual basis for these claim.

Even fellow Christians are calling out Meade and others over the latest doomsday predictions.

While the writers of the Bible have used numbers at times, Stetzer said there were no “secret numerical codes that require a profession called ‘Christian numerology.’”

In other words, go ahead and make plans for Sunday.

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