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Man Pays $10,000 For Magical Writing Pen Man Pays $10,000 For Magical Writing Pen


Man Pays $10,000 For Magical Writing Pen



William Holden, 39, has had a dream to write The Great American Novel since he was fifteen, but his previous efforts have failed to find a publisher and he admits they may not have been good enough. Now he claims he is writing what will be the most important work of literature in world history thanks to a magical pen he purchased on Craigslist for $10,000.

“The Craiglist’s ad said the pen had been blessed by aliens,” Holden says. “And anybody who bought and wrote with it would be able to write a high-earning novel that would change the world. Tyrone [the seller] said if I didn’t get a multi-million dollar publishing deal he would refund my ten grand. So I have nothing to lose.”

Holden, who is on public assistance for eye problems, didn’t have the money to purchase the pen until he persuaded his 74-year-old mother (whom he lives with) to sell her paid off home for $90,000.

“She didn’t want to sell at first,” Holden says. “She is a really stubborn person. But I told her the magical pen would make me millions, possibly billions, and I’d be able to buy her a mansion and also a fur coat and diamond earrings and a poodle. She finally said okay. We are now staying at the Sheraton until I get my million dollars.”

Man Pays $10,000 For Magical Writing Pen

Above: The alleged magical pen

The author is very guarded about his project, but agreed to release a single paragraph written by the $10,000 magical pen.

Texas and California declare war on each other. California sending troooooops will conquer Texas. Don’t mess with Texas!! Joey Butt said! Ha-ha-ha. The war won’t last long. We will go McDonald’s after we fight.  

Holden expects a major U.S. release by July and a world release in 2016. He says the novel will be 3,800 pages.

Derrick Asare is an Editor for Xbitgh. He love Music, going to the movies, making friends, web designer, computer science major.

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Man Calls Hajia4Real An International Prostitute And This Is His Reason (Photo)



We Don’t Know the Fathers of the Children of these Ghana Celebrities

Today on Throwback Thursday, we are taking you to last year, when Mona Montrage, the then girlfriend (fiancée) of Ghanaian business man, Kennedy Agyapong (Kenpong) parted ways, which led to a tape by Amanda Acquah – who is now married to Ghanaian footballer, Afriyie Acquah. The tape, as many may be aware caused a stir in the media as Amanda accused Mona of sleeping around with many top footballers.

We are throwing back to revelations by a man called Adams who backed his allegations that Hajia4Real is an International prostitute with proof. He made a tall revelation on Facebook that awed everyone. Here is an unedited copy of it, directed at advising Kenpong:

Hey bro I saw you just posted a picture of Mona in your profile. Well I am not the usual type that comments on stuffs like that but just wanna let you know it’s never love. I was the first victim of Mona. I guess you know the story if we’re following my facebook in 2011. I was introduced to her by a friend and finally we got engaged. I paid for her school and brought her to the U.S. Her first time of coming to the U.S. and when she came over here, I bought her a Range Rover, you can still see that on my page. I spent a total of $100,000 dollars on this girl expenses. But then what happened, she didn’t even spend 6 months in my house. She left and start sleeping with taxi drivers with the help of Sirina Issah. So she is nothing but an international Prostitute.

My story is silent because I ain’t one of the guys who will like her downfall but before I brought her here for the first time, she didn’t have no high school certificate so she took about $5000 dollars to do a fake one and that was what she sent to the embassy.

What I went through with this girl, if I were to make it known on facebook, her life would have been over. I still have all the fake high school certificate she did in order for me to enroll her in to a school here. She was nothing.

You know I was born in tamale and I left Ghana when I was very young. Made a lot of money here in the USA and I wanted to get marry because of pressure I was getting from back home.

So a homie in tamale named Abdul basit Tuba Dagomba introduced her to me It was back in 2010. I was taking care of her, her schooling until 201. When she decided that she want to join me here in the USA. So as usual, our families got together for engagement ceremonies and I started her school procedures her.

Immediately she got here, she said she wanted to stay in Chicago so I went to Chicago met Sirina Issa Rented an apartment there for her I didn’t wanna quite my job in New York. So I was with her and Chicago and very monday I had to fly in to New York. That serious thing u got for her.
Then when ever I leave for New York she would go and be staying with taxi driver and smoke weed (that’s not a problem to smoke weed). Then sometimes she brings men in my house whiles I was in New York, they will smoke and sleep in my house. I didn’t believe it until when I bought a Range Rover for her and later they decided to send the car to exchange for cash and the car company called me.

I rush over to Chicago to talk to her and she got mad and moved out of my house to stay with Sirina Isaah. That was the end of the story, I tried many times to talk to her, and she wouldn’t return. Sirina Issah took advantage of my love vulnerability to steal a lot of money from me with the promise that they gonna let her come back to me

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