Dead Mermaid Washes Ashore In Haiti
This morning a group of Haitians found what they say is a dead mermaid.
Beachcomber, Najac Raymond, his wife and two cousins saw the creature lying on its belly in seaweed and slowly approached.
“We see this creature,” Raymond said. “My wife say it a mermaid. She seen many alive ones. I don’t believe this is mermaid. Mermaids are lies, but what else could it be? It has fish tail, woman head and hair. I snap photo, now everyone see.”
Najac Raymond – man who found mermaid
Raymond drug the dead mermaid to his village where excited villagers gathered around in awe. Many wanted to eat the human-fish believing the flesh, although decayed, would bring them good luck. Raymond protected his catch with angry yells and a machete, but finally gave in, cutting off a chunk of tail and giving it to his fellow villagers who shared the mermaid meat equally.
Afraid his mermaid would be completely eaten or stolen, Raymond strapped it to his scooter and drove to the University of Haiti where he sold his catch to fish biologist, Budry Donald.
“Mr. Raymond demanded a price for his specimen,” Professor Donald said. “I obviously didn’t have board approval so I gave him two dollars out of my wallet which he happily accepted. I can’t say this is a mermaid, but it is made of organic matter. Many Haitians are convinced that mermaids live off the coasts of Haiti. Mermaid legends have been told for centuries, but I don’t think a body has every been found, until this thing.”
Many Haitians argue no bodies exist because the people eat the mermaids for good luck.
“This all sounds silly, of course,” Donald said. “But in my lab right now I have something that looks like a woman and a fish in one. I don’t know what else to say.”
The university has made no official statement on what their plans are for the dead mermaid outside further testing and a thorough investigation of the location where it was found.
“I hope to find more dead mermaids now that I know I can make two dollars for each one I find,” Rayond said. “Maybe I catch one alive and get four dollars. That would be happy day for me.”
Kumchacha Finally Explains The Meaning Of His ‘Mysterious’ Name
Kumchacha reveals the meaning of his name “Kumchacha” and how he got it
The prophet has been known as Kumchacha for many years. Ghanaians have wondered how a man of God can have such a name that sounds more fetish than christian. He said he was “awarded” the name in the United States.
Controversial self-acclaimed man of God, Prophet Kumchacha, has finally laid to rest the many tongues that have been wagging over his name.
Many people have wondered why a man of God would have such a name which sounds anything than christian. But Kumchacha has finally explained the meaning of his name and how he got it, according to a report by Ghanacelebrities.com.
According to him, the name was given to him in the United States by a group which witnessed how he performed many serious miracles.
Kumchacha disclosed that while on a ministry tour in the US, he performed many miracles including restoring the legs of a cripple and also healing an impotent man.
At the time the name was given to him, Kumchacha said he did not know the meaning, but he accepted it. According to him, it was later he got to understand that Kumchacha simply means an “anointed man of God”, but he failed to explain what language that it.
“I was in the United States and I toured Connecticut, Los Angeles and Massachusetts. I healed many people and they gave me the name Kumchacha.” “It was later I got to know the meaning, so Kumchacha means man of God,” the prophet said.
Kumchacha, known in real life as Nicholas Osei, is the founder and leader of Heavens Gate Ministries. He has recently dragged Afia Schwarzenegger to the police for verbally assaulting him.
The two are reportedly answering questions at the CID at the Police Headquarters.
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